Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation
When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck
Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
Funny Jokes:What Did The Thirsty Whale Do
I don t want to taco bout it
Yo Mama Like A Stamp
How Many Blonde Jokes Are There
Trump and Pence or as I like to call them
Your Mama Is Fat That Chris Angel
Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Came Home Late For Dinner
Once There Was A Little Boy In Church
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A SHOTGUN
Said A Fool Whose Mind Was Quite Minuscule
YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE WEIGHT SCALES
How Do You Give A Blonde More Head Room
What Will History Remember Bill Clinton As
The Perfect Husband
Ur Mama Is So Fat When She Jumped In The Ocean
Their Was This Kid That Always Got Picked On At School
One Night A Drunk Comes Stumbling Into A Bar And Says To The Bartender Drinks For All On Me
Yo Mama Is So Dumb When Her Radio
One Day There Was A Blind Man Walking Down The Street And He Smelled Oranges So He Bought Some Fruit
An Elderly Couple Was Attending Church Services
There Was A Competition Between A Team Of Blondes And A Team Of Brunettes To See Who Could Catch The Most Fish Icefishing
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!