Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
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Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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