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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me
When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Big She Makes Moby Dick
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Women Hanging Around Prostitutes?
A Young Boy Was Crossing De Road Wit His Father
Toilet Paper Alternative
Buy Me A Beer If You Want The Story Told
How Come The Taliban Are Not Circumcised
A Cowboy Walked Into A Barber Shop Sat On The Barber S Chair And Said I Ll Have A Shave And A Shoe Shine
Who Were Jenna And Barbara Bush With When They Got Caught By The Police
Did you hear about the love child Hillary Clinton had with Donald Trump
Why Do Pedophiles Love Halloween So Much?
Here Was This Man In A Bar
The Beer Prayer
Once There Was 3 Men In A Forest In The Middle Of Nowhere
How Do Tou Make A Tissue Dance
A Fisherman Returned To Shore With A Giant Marlin That Was Bigger And Heavier Than He
What Do You Have When 100 Lawyers Are
There Are 70 Ways To Keep A Woman Happy
What Do You Call An Anorexic With A Yeast Infection
A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Monkey He Had Just Bought At The Pet Store
What Do The Starship Enterprise & Toilet Paper Have In Common
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!