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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin

You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.


A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.


Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!


a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...


I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.


Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of uneatable.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?