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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
When all else fails manipulate the data
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
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What Are The Two Main Political Parties In Canada
Woman Can I Get Viagra Here
Why Do Blondes Wear Big Hoop Earrings When They Go On A Date
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What Do You Get When You Put A Baby In A Blender
You Look Like An Elf
A Strong Young Man At The Construction Site Was Bragging That He Could Outdo Anyone In A Feat Of Strength
You Have A Big Hand That When You Hold A Mouse A New
Five Presidents Are On A Plane
Two Parents Take Their Son On A Vacation And Go To A Nude Beach
What Did The Prick Say To The Balls
Donald Trump is a builder
My Four Year Old And I Were Discussing Holidays
What Do A Blonde And A Car Have In Common
One Day A Pirate And A Bartender Were Talking To Each Other In A Bar
Heres A Little Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
What Did Osama Name His Last Daughter
Warning To Shoplifters
What Do Osama Bin Laden And Fred Flintstone Have In Common
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!