funny texts & jokes: Things in football that sound dirty - but aren't



Things In Football That Sound Dirty
- But Aren't



- The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
- He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
- He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
- It's a game of inches.
- That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
- When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
- He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
- He found his tight end.
- End around.
- He had to stretch to get it in.
- He gets penetration in the backfield.
- He blows them off (at the line).
- He bangs it in.
- He could go all the way.
- He gets it off just in time.
- He goes deep.
- He found a hole and slid through it.
- He pounds it in.
- He beats them off (the line)
- He's got great hands






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