Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!


Are your parents siblings?


Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!


Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too


"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.


I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.


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"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman


You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.


Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.


Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.


I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!


We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.


He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~


I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.





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I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.