Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
your so ugly you make blind kids cry.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.