Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

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Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping


I like your approach, now let's see your departure.


All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?


Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity


Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?


Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?


Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.




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