Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
your so ugly you make blind kids cry.
yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.