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Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

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We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

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your so ugly you make blind kids cry.

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yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings

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No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

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Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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