Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.


Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!


Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.


The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.


They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.


Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"


Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon


You're very smart. You have brains you never used.


You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.


Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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