Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow
i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
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Yo Mama So Fat Instead Of Having Lint
A Priest Was Driving Along And Saw A Nun On The Side Of The Road
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Sold Her
A Blonde With Two Red Ears Went To Her Doctor
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mama Can Climb
3 Bums Were Outside A Bar
Three Chinese Guys Living In Shanghai Decided To Emigrate To America
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Doctor What I Need Is Something To Stir Me Up
Two Yankees Fans Are On A Train Up To Boston To Watch Their Team Play The Red Sox
A Mafioso S Son Sits At His Desk Writing A Christmas List To Jesus
Three Guys Were At The Pearly Gates When Peter Answered
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