Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.


yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.