Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Are your parents siblings?
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
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yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Your momma so stupid she thought she was gay

your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?