Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.


I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.


So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.


Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed


I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.


Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.





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