Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.


Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?


Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.


He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.


Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.


Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.


You're very smart. You have brains you never used.


"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles


I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.


Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.


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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!


I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.


She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.


I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?


Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower


I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.


Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.


"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.