Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!
your mother is old her breast milk is powdered
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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your funny dude your deformed

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number

wow and i thought i was funny

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.

yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..

If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!