Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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You grow on people - like a wart!
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Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
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i dont make trash. i dump it.!
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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
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If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
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You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!

You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.