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Excellent time to become a missing person.
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If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?

You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!