Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.
Hey, act your age -- senile!
Now she's at rest and so am I"- John Dryden on his wife
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
"She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short." - Clive James also talking about Marilyn Monroe
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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Two Smart Attractive Well-educated Young Law Graduates Sally And Edith Were Competing For A Prestigious Job
When Yo Mama Goes To Burger King And She Buys A Burger
You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Can Of RAID
What Do You Call A 350-pound Stripper
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Smashed Open Her TV
Yo Mamma So Fat We Use To Carry Her To McDonald's
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Has To
How Does A Blonde Turn On The Air Conditioner After Sex
What Do You Call 100 Nuns In A Shop
How Do You Get A Fat Lady In Bed
What Do You Get When You Mix Rogaine And Viagra
A Indian Boy Goes To His Mother One Day With A Puzzled Look On His Face
What Did The Bartender Say When A Priest A Boyscout And A Blonde Walked In
If Your Front Porch Collapses And Kills
This Is Your Captain Speaking We Have Leveled Off And Arecruising At Flight Level Three Five Zero
Top 6 Smartass Answers
Dear Shrink It Haunted Me For Days Weeks Months Years
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took A Spoon
A Young Magician Started To Work On A Cruise Ship With His Pet Parrot
What Do You Call A Blonde Bird?
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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