Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Your momma's so stupid she thinks your this kids jokes are funny
i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep
People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse
"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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