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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
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Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
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Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
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Excellent time to become a missing person.
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your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!