Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

you mamma so fat that when she fell down the stairs ya dad thought eastenders was starting bom bom bom bom bom


You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.


You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!


You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi


People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.


Do you want do die stupid?


Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.


I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.


We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.


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You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.


Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.


i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons


Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)


Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.


Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P


"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman


He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.


They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.


All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.