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Sit down and give your mind a rest.
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
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"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon
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Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
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Hey, act your age -- senile!
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"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"- Anon

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo momma's so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.