Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper." - Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando
haha so funny lol
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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