Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering

YO BOBBY I HAVE YOUR TIKITE FOR YOUR BUM

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry

yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes

you mamma so fat that when she fell down the stairs ya dad thought eastenders was starting bom bom bom bom bom

you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.

you are fat

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!


When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.


Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party


I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.


Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!


yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive


Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway


you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.


I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!