Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
yo mamma so fat, is she wore a yellow jacket in new york, everyone would be shouting "TAXI!"
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
You grow on people -- like a wart!
She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
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