Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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your about as gay as two guys playing tummy sticks in a field of flowers with white frosting around their lips
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Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
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Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
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yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self
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