Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
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As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper." - Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando
haha so funny lol
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.

Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair

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