Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.

Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley

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your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers


Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.


A dope you are and dope will remain


Sit down and give your mind a rest.


Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.


You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.


Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?





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