Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!

Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.

yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

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I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.


I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.


Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?


Go fart peas at the moon !!


Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!


Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!


You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.


yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !


Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.




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