Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.


Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!


Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind


Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


Sit down and give your mind a rest.


yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self


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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.


Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.


People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.


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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.


All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.


Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared


He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!





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