Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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I certainly hope you are sterile.
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If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
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What happened? Did you get dressed in the dark?
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Your momma's so stupid she thinks your this kids jokes are funny
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They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
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If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
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Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.