Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Do you want do die stupid?
Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper." - Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando
Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out
why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!
YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso

"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna