Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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More Funny Insults:


Has the IQ of lint.


You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.


Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.


I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!


Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.


Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!


Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.


Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.


I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!