Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.


Hey, act your age -- senile!


*goes up to tall redhead* Whats up gingeraffe?


You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.


He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.


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the villaged jus called and said there missin there village idiot..........say wat village u said u were from again. godlyn


Your balls have side burns.


You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.


"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon





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