Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
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Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.
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you are so fat that when you got on the scale it said one at a time bianca gain
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you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"- Billy Connolly
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.