Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are no longer beneath my contempt.
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"
People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

FUCK!

"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire