Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"- Margaret Mead

"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self

I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

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Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out


Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.


"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon


He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.


"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.


I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.


Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.


He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?