Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.

You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

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More Funny Insults:


You're so small, you pose for trophies.


Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.


He's so dense that light bends around him.


Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O


Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.


Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.


The only thing he brought to this job was his car.


"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.


When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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