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Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!
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When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
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He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
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You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
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I certainly hope you are sterile.
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If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
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