Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

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More Funny Insults:


you are fat


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel


Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.


Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!


yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!


Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.


u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom


You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?


His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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