Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.