Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out

yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Your momma's so stupid she thinks your this kids jokes are funny

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair


Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.


Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.


Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.


Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?





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