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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
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Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
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Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna

Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese