Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
More Funny Insults:
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson
u have a big head that when u die yo coffin will be like a lollipop!
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Fat When You Slap Her Leg
What Do You Call A Dog Wearing Ear Muffs
Charles Dickens Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Martini
What S The Difference Between A Drunk And A Stoner
Yo Mama Is So Dumb It Took Her An Hour
Yo Mama So Ugly She Looked At The President On A Dollar Bill
How Do You Know When A Blonde Has Lost Her Virginity?
Three Guys Stay In The Barn Of This Guys Farm
A Blonde Quickly Went Out To Her Mail Box Looked In It Closed The Door Of The Box And Went Back In The House
Bob And Dave Are Sat Down At A Bar When Bob Downs A Pint Then He Stands Up Pulls His Pants Down
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Needs A Kickstand
A Funny Story There Are Many Wise And Foolish Men
What Do You Call Parachuting Lawyers
What Happened When A Blonde Missed The Q44 Bus
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Locked Herself In The
What Do You Call A Roman Warrior After Oral Sex
What instrument does the Alt-Right play
Your So Ugly That When You Looked
Here Was An English Man
A Little Guy Is Sitting At A Counter Eating Breakfast
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.