Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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More Funny Insults:


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.


Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.


Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her


They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.


"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson


u have a big head that when u die yo coffin will be like a lollipop!


I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.


I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.


Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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