Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.