Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

What's the latest dope - besides you?

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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!


"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes


I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".


Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints


Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.


Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.


Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.