Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
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Do you want do die stupid?
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
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Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
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How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
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Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out
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Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon
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I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Your balls have side burns.

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.