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You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
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yo mama is so fat when she poops out her butt and her life
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
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She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
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yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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your mom is so skinny when she went to a stripper club people thought she was the pole

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes