Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon
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Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
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your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot
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Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon
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Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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Do you want do die stupid?
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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You have a speech impediment ... your foot.

You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound

I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.

I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.

Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won