Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
He's just visiting this planet.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
More Funny Insults:
Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
it's ugly its the end of all things beautiful oh its just u
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
haha so funny lol
Converse with any plankton lately?
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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest
These Are From A Book Called Disorder In The American Courts And Are Things People Actually Said In Court
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat they both fall
What Do Vibrators And Soybeans Have In Common
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Why Did The Mouse Go To The Party
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A Blind Man Walked Into A Bank With His Seeing-eye Dog
Why Did God Give Women Belly Buttons
3 Buddies Die In A Car Crash They Go To Heaven To An Orientation
A Woman Goes To See A Psychiatrist
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Got Smiles
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married?
Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses
Michael Jackson And Debbie Were In The Maternity Ward Just After Debbie Gave Birth To Their First Child
A Man Walked Into A Market To Get Some Cat Food For His Cat
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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