Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
You are no longer beneath my contempt.
Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
What happened? Did you get dressed in the dark?
you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.

Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.