Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon

your mamma must be related to birds dause she (cheap cheap cheap)

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

hi whts is up?

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.


i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons


You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly


Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!


You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.


You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.


Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.