Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu
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Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
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Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.

- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl