Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.


your mom is so skinny when she went to a stripper club people thought she was the pole


hi whts is up?


Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...


If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!


Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.


I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)


Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.


Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a chimp.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?