Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley
yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.
you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

your momma is soo dum she taught tht a car was a new laptop name

Completely unlike cocaine

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.