Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
You grow on people -- like a wart!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Dirty She Stepped Of The Sidewalk
A Mafioso S Son Sits At His Desk Writing A Christmas List To Jesus
What Do You Call A Man With Hair Between His Teeth
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandma Goes To The Bathroom
After Praying Nonstop For Eight Years God Finally Decided To Grant A Man Three Wishes
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR SIX FOOT BLONDS LYING IN A ROW
How Do You Play Taliban Bingo
A Barber Gave A Haircut To A Priest One Day
If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building
Why Do Pedophiles Love Halloween So Much?
Four Gay Guys In A Hot Tub
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Skips A
Two Doctors And An HMO Manager Die And Line Up Together At The Pearly Gates
What Do You Call Someone In The White House?
You Know You Re A Redneck If You Re Part
What Do A Walrus And Tupperware Have In Common
What Did Saddam Hussein Have In Common With His Father
Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania
Yo Mama So Dirty When I Walked In Her House
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.