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Funny Insults

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
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How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
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You grow on people - like a wart!
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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
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You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
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If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
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you mamma so fat that when she fell down the stairs ya dad thought eastenders was starting bom bom bom bom bom

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

a husband ran down stairs on Christmas eve after hearing a noise. He catches his wife having sex with Santa and his wife says hes only delivering a parcel.

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!