Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
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Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
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You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
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Sit down and give your mind a rest.
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You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
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Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

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Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.