Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
What's the latest dope -- besides you?
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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Yo Mama Is So Fat That When I Took Her To A Buffet
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Thinks
Yo Mama Is So Ugly When She Wakes Up
You Might Be A Redneck If You Can French Kiss With
One Day An Old Lady Went To The Store To Get Some Food For Her Dog
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A Drunken Student Is Showing A Girl He Picked Up Around His Flat
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Saw Her Rumaging Through The Trash And I Asked
Why Do Homosexuals Like Cheney And Dubya
Yo Mama Is So Bald That
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