Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season
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