Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles

Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!

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Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials


Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.


Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.


You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.


Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon


Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.


your funny dude your deformed





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