Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car

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When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.


Completely unlike cocaine


The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.


I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?


your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is


Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley


You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.


Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.