Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley
your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!

You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.