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Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn
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Do you want do die stupid?
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You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
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I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M
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Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel

It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.