Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"He has turned almost alarmingly blond - he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth." - Pauline Kael talking about Robert Redford
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"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"- Margaret Mead
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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The going got weird and he turned pro.
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If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
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People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
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Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!

Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!