Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

I heard that your brother was an only child.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.


Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel


Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.


Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!


Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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