Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
The going got weird and he turned pro.
your about as gay as two guys playing tummy sticks in a field of flowers with white frosting around their lips
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..

The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.