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Funny Insults

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
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You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
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They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
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You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
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You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
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"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"- Billy Connolly
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"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan
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your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart
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"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.

At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.

Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick

You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people

YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?