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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
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Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
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You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.

Stop looking in the mirror...havn't you ever seen a moron before?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.