Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
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You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Excellent time to become a missing person.

with a face like yours i would rather be blind

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.