Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."


No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.


ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone


What's the latest dope - besides you?


"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon


You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.


Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?


You are no longer beneath my contempt.


"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon


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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln


yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday!!! :)


There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.


Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.


You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.


They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.


"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker


In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.