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Funny Insults

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
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Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon
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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
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You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!

I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.