Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi


Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!


No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.


The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.


He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out


We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!


If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.





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