Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
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"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol
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The going got weird and he turned pro.
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Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
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Fuck you and 4funnies =D Worst Boring Lame Ass Site: http://www.4funnies.com Worst Person: You =]
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your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart
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You neva shower. That xplains the cobwebs under ua armpits. Ricky.
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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.


I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.