Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.
you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly
yo mama is so fat when she poops out her butt and her life
your mamma must be related to birds dause she (cheap cheap cheap)
yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001
yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family
I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi
you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering
You neva shower. That xplains the cobwebs under ua armpits. Ricky.
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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Your momma so stupid she thought she was gay
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Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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