Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln
ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon
Your family tree is good but you are the sap.
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon
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