Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.
"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn

blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham

What's the latest dope -- besides you?

Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."