Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom

You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

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yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!

were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen

YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY

yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

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This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.


I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.


I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.


There is no vaccine against stupidity.


Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?



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