Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

I heard that your brother was an only child.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

I heard they are selling lives at the store. Why don't you go buy one.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

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I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


your so ugly you make blind kids cry.


I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away


You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.


i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


You just look like an offduty scare crow


We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!


yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001





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