Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
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You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
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"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley
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Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

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Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

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I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!