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Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
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"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
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Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out
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You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
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She was another one of his near Mrs.
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"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon
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We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
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"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?