Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom
You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!
were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen
YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY
yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst
Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
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"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought A Quarter
Yo Mama Is So Dumb That She Got Locked In The Bathroom
Why Was The Blonde Late For Work
What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly
Yo Mama Is So Small She
Yo Moma So Stupid She Got Locked In A
Two Rednecks Meet On A Dusty Country Road
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On A Block Of Ice
Why Did The Blonde Think It Was Sunday
You Might Be Redneck If Your House
For Weeks A Six-year Old Lad Kept Telling His First-grade Teacher About The Baby Brother Or Sister That Was Expected At His House
Lady Who Give Kiss Like Spider
A Psychotherapist Was Having A Roaring Business Since He Started From Scratch
You So Ugly Yo Mama Tried To Sell
A Minister Told His Congregation Next Week I Plan To Preach About The Sin Of Lying
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put A TV
The only reason Donald Trump cares about the popular vote
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night
How Do You Know That The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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