Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!


"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.


Yo mama middle name is Rambo.


Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!


Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.


Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.


Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life


"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke


Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball


Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.


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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo .


You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.


Ill neva f4get u, even though iv tried many times!!!


You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.


you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.


All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.