Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?" - Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

I heard that your brother was an only child.

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.

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So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.


He's the first in his family born without a tail.


Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.


Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!


Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.


Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!


Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you


When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!