Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke
"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon
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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.

Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.