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Funny Insults

She was another one of his near Mrs.
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
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If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.
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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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