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Funny Insults

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
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She was another one of his near Mrs.
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx
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your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart
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Ur moma so dirty da U.s.a. uses her bathing water as a,chemical weapon
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

your so short, even the ants look up to you

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.