Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?

if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!

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Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.


Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.


Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.


Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it


Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!


Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?


"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."- Anon





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