Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
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the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
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"She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short." - Clive James also talking about Marilyn Monroe
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Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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