Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
What color is the sky in your world?
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Was Bungee
What Is The Worst Thing To Be In The Whole Wide World
Two Lawyers Were Out Hunting When They Came Upon A Couple Of Tracks
A Taxi Passenger Tapped The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him A Question
How Does A Frog Cross The Freeway With Out No Arms And Legs
Three Blondes Were Taking A Walk In The Country When They Came Upon A Line Of Tracks
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Trapped In A Forest
Who Is The Most Popular Guy At A Nudist Colony
A Farmer In Arkansas And His Wife Were Lying In Bed One Evening She Was Knitting He Was Reading The Latest Issue Of Animal Husbandry
This Guy Goes To A 5 Dollar Hooker And Takes Her Home For The Night
A Guy Went To A Maimi Heat Game
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Yo Mama So Fat When She Went To KFC She Asked For A Bucket Of Chicken
Now that Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump
The Ability To Tell A Person To Go To Hell In Such A Way
On The First Day Of College The Dean Addressed The Students
You Know You're A Redneck When Your Flyswatter
A Girl From Texas And A Girl From New York Were Seated Side By Side On An Airplane
Due To The Current Financial Situation Management Has Decided To Implement A Scheme To Put All Workers Over 30 On Early Retirement
What Do You Call A Brunette Between Two Blondes
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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