Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
ur face would best fit for a door mat
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
your mammas soo fat she had to grece herself to get out the bath tub
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
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Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

A dope you are and dope will remain

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

i dont make trash. i dump it.!