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Funny Insults

You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
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You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.
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Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley
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His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.
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When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
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He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx

a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon

yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine