Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.

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More Funny Insults:


Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


What color is the sky in your world?


Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.


yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!


Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!


yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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