Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.

You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.

You grow on people -- like a wart!

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~

Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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More Funny Insults:


Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.


You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.


If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!


I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?


Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?


Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.


Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.


Hi there, I'm a human, what are you?


When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


your so ugly you make blind kids cry.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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