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"She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short." - Clive James also talking about Marilyn Monroe
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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
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Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
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"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx
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Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
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You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.