Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
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People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
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yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car
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You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

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You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...