Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot
His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.
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I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Has the IQ of lint.

Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.