Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!
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yo mama is so fat when she poops out her butt and her life
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So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
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That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
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If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
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His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.
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You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.

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Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

ya dad is so supid that he studied a piece of cheese thinking its the moon !