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I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
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Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
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Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
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"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.
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Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!
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you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering

Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

You've Been Banged More Times Than A ketchup Bottle