Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

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More Funny Insults:


"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly


You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.


I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.


Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!


Are your parents siblings?


Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


Alone: In bad company.


His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.


It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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