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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.
Fuck you and 4funnies =D Worst Boring Lame Ass Site: http://www.4funnies.com Worst Person: You =]
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
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