Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
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"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly
You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Are your parents siblings?
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Alone: In bad company.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.
Funny Jokes:HOW ARE MEN DIFFERENT TO GIRLS
A Concerned Girl Asked The Priest Father Is It A Sin To Have Sex Before Receiving Communion
You Might Be A Redneck If When The Dj Says
Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses
Returning Home From Work A Blonde Was Shocked To Find Her House Ransacked And Burglarized
Yo Mama So Fat When She Stepped In Front Of The Tv
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Thought
What Do You Give An Elephant With Diarrhea?
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married?
Your Mama So Stupid She Shuved A Baseball Bat
A Hack Golfer Spends A Day At A Plush Country Club Playing Golf And Enjoying The Luxury Of A Complimentary Caddy
Christmas Spirit Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter At The Pearly Gates
What Did The Floor Say To The Christmas Tree
What Do Virgins And Blondes Have In Common
Why Should You Only Put 239 Beans In Bean Soup
There Was A Little Girl And Her Mother Walking Through The Park One Day And They Saw Two Teenagers Having Sex On A Bench
What Did The Leper Say To The Blonde Hooker?
A Man Was Driving Down A Quiet Country Lane When Out Into The Road Strayed A Rooster
Life Should NOT Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body
You Might Be A Redneck If Every Time You See
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!