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You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
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You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
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"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln
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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
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"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon
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I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
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Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
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You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
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I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.