Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

ur face would best fit for a door mat

Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.

"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx

your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot

Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!

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Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


hello


Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?


YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL


Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!


You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.


Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.