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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
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You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
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You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
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That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
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The going got weird and he turned pro.
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Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

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Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin

"He has turned almost alarmingly blond - he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth." - Pauline Kael talking about Robert Redford

"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor