Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.


Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity


Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.


You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.


You grow on people - like a wart!


You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.


Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.


Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.


Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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