Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!
You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so old her verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
You grow on people - like a wart!
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol
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One Day A Camel And An Elephant Met
One Day A Pirate And A Bartender Were Talking To Each Other In A Bar
Why Are Guys Faster Than Girls
Which Is Harder To Make A Blonde Brunette Or A Red-headed Snowman?
The Seven Dwarves Were On A Bus
Toilet Paper Alternative
Why Was Tigger Sticking His Head In The Toilet
If Nothing Sticks To Teflon
George Bush And Colin Powell Were Sitting Together At A Bar
A Man Goes To His Doctor With A Banana Stuck In Each Ear And Grapes Stuck Up His Nose
Two Farmers Joe And Bob Lived As Neighbors But Didn T Like Each Other Much
In A Small Town Three Mothers Were Conversing About Their Sons Over A Cup Of Tea
A Hippy Walks Into A Bar And Grill
Why Do Blondes Like Blonde Jokes
Yo Mama Like A Stamp
A Lady Walks Into Her Doctors Office Screaming
Why Does Congressman Gary Condit Wear Pants?
Actual Court Transcriptions
Yo Mamas So Poor That When She Gets Robbed
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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