Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!
you are so fat that when you got on the scale it said one at a time bianca gain
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor
"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx
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