Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
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If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
Funny Jokes:Even More Useless Facts
What Is Grosser Than Gross
Yo Momma Is So Fat That When She Jumped Up
This Guy Arrives Home To Find His Wife Waiting For Him By The Door
Your Mommas So Fat She Does Not
What Do A Blonde And A Car Have In Common
Your Mama Is So Fat She Went To The Docters Office And The Docter Told Her To Step On The Scale So She Did And
A Blonde Walked Into Currys And Requested The Tv On The Side
A Girl From Texas And A Girl From New York Were Seated Side By Side On An Airplane
A Lady Shows Up At Her Doctor's Appointment
You Might Be A Redneck If You Can French Kiss With
Ways To Irritate A Telemarketer
50 Ways To Say It
Yo Mama So Ugly She Went To A Ugly Contest
Yo Mama So Fat That Dora
Einstein Climbs To The Top Of Mt Sinai To Get Close Enough To Talk To God
How To Bathe A Cat
Your Mum Is So Fat That When She Went In
Yo Momma So Fat She Tried To Do Her
There Was A Brunette And A Smart Blonde
One Day Two Men Are Talking With Each Other One Turns To The Other
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.