Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.

Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.

"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

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If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.


ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone


Yo mama so fat were in her right now


So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.


Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.


Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.


Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.


If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!


Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping


I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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