Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon

"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."- Anon

yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.