Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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