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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
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Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!
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"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound
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If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

Eveeryone has the right to be ugly, but, you my friend are abusing the priviledge

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?

You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly

yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!