Popular Pages



Funny Insults

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Your family tree is good but you are the sap.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Rate this text: Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 (120) 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke

He's so dense that light bends around him.