Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.


Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?


you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season


I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!


Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.


Are your parents siblings?


"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"- Anon.


Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.


I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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