Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.
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If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
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yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away

In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.

Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound

Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle

His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon