Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna
"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

You should be the poster child for birth control.

yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.