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Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
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yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
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I heard they are selling lives at the store. Why don't you go buy one.
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
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yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings

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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.