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Funny Insults

"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." - Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono
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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
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Your family tree is good but you are the sap.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
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We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
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I heard that your brother was an only child.
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Sit down and give your mind a rest.
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yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon. dominic zhang
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!

"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol