Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!


Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.


You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.


Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!


Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.


I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.


Excellent time to become a missing person.


I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!





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