Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.


The going got weird and he turned pro.


You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.


His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.


Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!


you are so fat that when you got on the scale it said one at a time bianca gain


After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.


Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.


You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!


A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.


Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.


You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.


You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.


Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.