Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
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Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!

She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a cupcake is to clean your butt

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio