Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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I bet your mother has a loud bark!


When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.


yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side


Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks


He can think without moving his lips!


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!