Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
You just look like an offduty scare crow
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
i dont make trash. i dump it.!
you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth
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They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon

People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.

He can think without moving his lips!

yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!