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You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
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We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
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I heard that your brother was an only child.
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I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
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yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car
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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

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you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

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I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!