Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.


I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.


You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.


I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!


Sit down and give your mind a rest.


What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.


yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.