Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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I heard that your brother was an only child.
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We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001

"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe

Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?

Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world