Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
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We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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I heard that your brother was an only child.
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you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.