Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

i dont make trash. i dump it.!
Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

Stop looking in the mirror...havn't you ever seen a moron before?

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.