Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

You neva shower. That xplains the cobwebs under ua armpits. Ricky.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.

yo mama is so fat when she poops out her butt and her life

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Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.


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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.


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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower





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