Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Lavate ese culo Que huele horrible..!

Your moms so fat her belt size is equator

yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!

Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!

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More Funny Insults:


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball


Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.


We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.


"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner." - Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg


Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.


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Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?


You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.


yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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