Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"- Oscar Wilde

i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

your momma is soo dum she taught tht a car was a new laptop name