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Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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your so short, even the ants look up to you
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Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!
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I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
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Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
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"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet
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I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
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"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan
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yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
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Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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cancel my subscription im tired of your issues

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

yo mama is so fat when she poops out her butt and her life

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck