Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.


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You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.


Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.


You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.


Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.


Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.





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