Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Lavate ese culo Que huele horrible..!
Your moms so fat her belt size is equator
yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!
Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!
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"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner." - Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
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There Were 3 Men In An Airplane One Dropped A Pineapple The Next Dropped A Water Melon And The Last Dropped A Bomb
Yo Mama Is So Fat A Way To Give Her Nightmares
Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Sense Enough To Be Lazy
You Might Be A Redneck If You Dad Bought
Why Do Sea-gulls Fly Over The Sea
Joe The Neighborhood Chronic Borrower Approached His Neighbor
A Man Goes To The Doctors About A Very Serious Knee Injury And The Doctor Tells Him That The Procedure To Fix The Problem Will Be Painful
After A Long Night Of Making Love The Guy Notices A Photo
Here Was This Blonde Bernett And A Redhead That Went Camping
Yo Mama So Poor She Eats Cereal With A Fork
A Hillbilly Man And His New Bride Were On Their Honeymoon
What Do Dale Earnhardt And Pink Floyd Have In Common
Yo Mama So Poor I Rob A Skate Board She
A Doctor And A Lawyer Were Talking At A Party
She Is So Blonde That When She Missed Bus 44
A Little Girl Was Failing Math
Yo Mammas So Gay She
The Day Care Bus Driver Drives With A Bus Full Of Sun City Seniors Down A Highway When A Little Old Lady Taps Him On His Shoulder
What Did The Water Say To The Boat
A Slightly Drunk Man Walks Up To The Bartender And Says Hey Thats A Funny Looking Bird
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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