Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Stop looking in the mirror...havn't you ever seen a moron before?
ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P
Yo Mommas glasses so thick she can see in the futer -Sammy
What happened? Did you get dressed in the dark?
yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!
Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.
yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.
Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!
your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart
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"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain
If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Funny Jokes:DIET TIPS
Why Did The Mouse Go To The Party
Administratrium The New Element
What Does Saddam And Fred Flintstone Have In Common?
One Night A Drunk Comes Stumbling Into A Bar And Says To The Bartender Drinks For All On Me
This Man Was Talking To His Cousin And Discovers A Coin Behind His Ear
How Do You Know Wen A Blonde Is Having A Bad Day?
A Doctor Vacationing On The Riviera Met An Old Lawyer Friend And Asked Him What He Was Doing There
Yo Mama Is So Short She Has To Look
One Day There Were Two Boys Playing By A Stream When They Saw A Woman Bathing Naked
A Man Suspected His Wife Of Seeing Another Man
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting
Yo Mama Cooks So Bad Your
Three Nuns Used To Go To The Church From Their Homes Every Day
A Jewish Mother Is Walking Down The Street With Her Two Young Sons
New Miranda Rights
You Might Be A Redneck If You Learned
What Do You Call An Empty Jar Of Cheese Whiz?
What Kind Of Tricycle Does A Blonde Have
Alcohol Does More Good
What Do You Get When You Mix Cigarettes With Hot Water
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!