Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!
i dont make trash. i dump it.!
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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