Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Converse with any plankton lately?

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" - Anon.

"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon

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Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.


I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!


Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.


Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.


They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.


Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.


If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
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Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?