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Funny Insults

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
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I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
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Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
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Lavate ese culo Que huele horrible..!
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Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.