Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
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ur face would best fit for a door mat
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you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth
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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought turkeys could fly.

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Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

"MacArthur is the type of man who thinks that when he gets to heaven, God will step down from the great white throne and bow him into His vacated seat." - Harold Ickes talking about Douglas MacArthur

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!