Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Stop looking in the mirror...havn't you ever seen a moron before?

ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P

Yo Mommas glasses so thick she can see in the futer -Sammy

What happened? Did you get dressed in the dark?

yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!

Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.

yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.

Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!

your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart

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More Funny Insults:


"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain


If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.


Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.


Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?


There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.


Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley


"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon


Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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