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"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln
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ur face would best fit for a door mat
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
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"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain
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Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up

that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Are you brain-dead?