Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!
Your momma's so fat that when she laid down at the beach greenpeace tried to roll her back into the sea !!
yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died
yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.
i dont make trash. i dump it.!
YO MAMA LIKES PIE NO ALEX SHE LIKES CAKE
you are so fat that when you got on the scale it said one at a time bianca gain
yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes
yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce
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Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
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