Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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I heard they are selling lives at the store. Why don't you go buy one.
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
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Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
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Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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