Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.

"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.


Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!


Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.


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I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!


Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!


Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water


We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.


Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.





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