Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

Your momma's so fat that when she laid down at the beach greenpeace tried to roll her back into the sea !!

yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died

yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.

i dont make trash. i dump it.!

YO MAMA LIKES PIE NO ALEX SHE LIKES CAKE

you are so fat that when you got on the scale it said one at a time bianca gain

yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes

yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce

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More Funny Insults:


Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.


Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?


You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.


You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.


All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.


Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon


Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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