Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
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