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Funny Insults

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
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"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton
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"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain
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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
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"Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" - Anon
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Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.