Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

your so poor hobos bowed before u and asked u was up bitch

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.