Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
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Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
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Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
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I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
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You just look like an offduty scare crow
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?