Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL
I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away
Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!
Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
You have a speech impediment ... your foot.
"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth
your so fat when you went on a waying scale your phone number came up
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
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Yo Mama So Dirty She Made
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!