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Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham
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"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
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your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition
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Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
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ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

He's so dense that light bends around him.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk