Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!

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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


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Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham


The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.


When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.


The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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