Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
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They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".

mes with me. mes with ur lyf

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!