Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
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You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!
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I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
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Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
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"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna
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Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Lavate ese culo Que huele horrible..!
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ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P
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Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!