Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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The Head Nun Tells The Two New Nuns That They Have To Paint Their Room Without Getting Any Paint On Their Clothes
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Your Mama Is So Fat That Every Time The Army
What Do The Female Reindeer Do When Santa Takes The Male Reindeer Out On Christmas Eve
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Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Wanted A Water Bed
Yo Muma Is So Fat When She Went Up To Space
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Doctor I Have Good News And Bad News
Somebody Recent Vandalized The Local Nudist Camp
How Much To Have This Tooth Pulled
You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night
Where Do Polar Bears Vote
Charles Dickens Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Martini
A Woman Is Frustrated With Her Love Life
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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