Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Lavate ese culo Que huele horrible..!

Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!


If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.


"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon


"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer


You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


Hi there, I'm a human, what are you?


You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.





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