Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Ill neva f4get u, even though iv tried many times!!!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!

If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.