Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." - Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.


Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water


I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!


We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.


You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.


I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):


with a face like yours i would rather be blind


Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.


You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.


Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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