Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan

your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?

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Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...


Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


Your dicks so small you piss on your nuts.


Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials


You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.


I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!


Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?





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