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Funny Insults

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
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You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!

Yo momma is so old when she farts dist comes out

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.