Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain
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Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
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I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
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Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!
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Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
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U R an idiot

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