Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.


Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.


A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.


I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!


Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!


If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!


You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.


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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.


Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !


He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.


yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world


You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.


your so short, even the ants look up to you


Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.





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