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Funny Insults

"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer
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Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
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You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
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Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!
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Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
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yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
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"The enviably attractive nephew who sings an Irish ballad for the company and then winsomely disappears before the table clearing and dishwashing begin." - Lyndon B. Johnson on JFK

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!

your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds

"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau

Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear

your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers