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If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
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A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
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You add to, not diminish, pain!
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You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
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Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.

yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself

You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!

yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!