Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Are you brain-dead?
If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
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