Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel

We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

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More Funny Insults:


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.


blud u are so fat that u cant even do sit ups and plus when you do them u do farts. btw ur a fatso fatso


Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.


I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.


Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!


Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!


Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.


YOUR GAY





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