Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" - Anon.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
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Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

haha so funny lol

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world

"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.