Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.

You just look like an offduty scare crow

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

Your momma's so fat that when she laid down at the beach greenpeace tried to roll her back into the sea !!

yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.

i dont make trash. i dump it.!

game hopper beautiful

yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce

You're so dumb you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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More Funny Insults:


"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.


Your momma's so stupid she thinks your this kids jokes are funny


"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire." - Truman Capote on Mick Jagger


You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.


If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.


Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~


Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.





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