Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.


We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.


You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?


Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!


Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn


When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.


Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.


Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.


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Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?


Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.


We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!


Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac


Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)


Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.


Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.


Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.