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your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition
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Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
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Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
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Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
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"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
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You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

You're so small, you pose for trophies.

You grow on people - like a wart!

Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!