Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

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Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.


You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!


Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"


If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.


A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.


Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.


In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.