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"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" - Anon.
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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
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Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
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"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke
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Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
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Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
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Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
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You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
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"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
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"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.

Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

When you feel terrific, notify your face.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.