Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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More Funny Insults:


yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


You grow on people -- like a wart!


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.


She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.


The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.


Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.


Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends


Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!