Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
More Funny Insults:
yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
You grow on people -- like a wart!
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
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A Guy Named Ivan Lives In Russia
Mary Had A Little Sheep
Your Momma S Teeth Are So Yellow The
Yo Mama So Nasty She Makes Speed Stick
What Is The Worst Thing About Sex With A Blonde?
The Clinton Health Plan
I'd Like To Buy Some Dog Food
Yo Mama So Dumb She Went To The Post Office
New Vocabulary Words
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS
Why Was Tigger Sticking His Head In The Toilet
Why Did Osama Bin Laden Visit Mount Sinai?
Students In Biology Were Taking Their Final Exam
What Did Saddam Hussein Have In Common With His Father
Two Guys Are Looking A Dog Lick Its Balls And One Says
Did You Hear About The Blonde Who Tried To Kill Herself
A Blonde Got Pulled Over For Speeding By A Blonde Policewomen
In The Middle Of A Forest There Was A Hunter Who Was Suddenly Confronted With A Huge Mean Bear
Are You Cold
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!