Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
Converse with any plankton lately?
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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FUCK!

I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side

ur face would best fit for a door mat