Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell into the water the whales started singing we are family even know you are fater then me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Sierra Lanham
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
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If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.
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After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
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"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
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You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
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When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
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Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?