Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
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Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."

If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.

"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?

"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon

you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.