Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!

I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."


Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?


Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.


"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.


Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!


I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin


Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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