Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.

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More Funny Insults:


Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?


Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.


Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.


Completely unlike cocaine


If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.


Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.


You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!


"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon


Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.