Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
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Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
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