Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
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Why Do Blondes Smile When Lightening Flashes
What Is The Difference Between A Girl In A Church And A Girl In A Bathtub?
Yo Mama So Fat I Can Stand On Her Belly
Colorado Dumb Laws
Why Are Boats Girls
On Hearing That Her Elderly Grandfather Had Just Passed Away
Kung Chow Called His Boss And Said Hey Boss I Not Come Work Today I Really Sick
First-year Students At Med School Were Receiving Their First Anatomy Class With A Real Dead Human Body
How Did Captain Hook Die
You Might Be A Redneck If You Let Your 12 Year Old Daughter
A Psychotherapist Was Having A Roaring Business Since He Started From Scratch
What Do You Call Three Blondes At Christmas?
Two Cellphones Had A Baby
This Old Wino Staggers Into A Bar And The Barman Immediately Told Him To Get Out
A Couple Was Getting Ready To Go To A Halloween Party But The Wife Had A Terrible Headache
Alcohol Does More Good
Two Rednecks Meet On A Dusty Country Road
Your Mama Is So Fat That When She Went To The Zoo
Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar And Order Drinks
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.