Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
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yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon. dominic zhang
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Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel
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"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon
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"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!

Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared

yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album Simon cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards. the bus will pick u up at nine, try not to miss it there a tenner in it for you.

I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

ya dad is so supid that he studied a piece of cheese thinking its the moon !