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Funny Insults

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
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As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
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Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?

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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

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She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.