Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"

Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

Has the IQ of lint.