Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

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Now she's at rest and so am I"- John Dryden on his wife


yo mama so ugly when you went to the zoo you took her picture by an elaphant you can tell the differentce


Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?


yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side


You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.


Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.


Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.


You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.


Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....


Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.





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