Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton

You are dumb.

hi whts is up?

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.


Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.


They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.


We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.


yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine


Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


yo mamma so fat, is she wore a yellow jacket in new york, everyone would be shouting "TAXI!"


I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?


you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly


Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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