Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton
You are dumb.
hi whts is up?
More Funny Insults:
Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
yo mamma so fat, is she wore a yellow jacket in new york, everyone would be shouting "TAXI!"
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama So Fat She Plays Hopscotch Like This
At A Recent Interview It Seems That Bill Clinton Broke Out In Rage After Being Asked A Line Of Questions About Him Being Controlled
What Is The Difference Between A White Man Praying In Church And A White Guy Praying In A Casino
In A Hospital's Intensive Care Unit Patients Were Dying In The Same Bed Every Sunday
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Stole
I Think I Swallowed A Pillow
Yo Mama So Fat When She Was A Baby She Took
Yo Mama So Poor When You Ring Her Bell
Why Do Sea-gulls Fly Over The Sea
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Bill And Ned Walk Into A Fast Food Joint One Afternoon To Get Lunch
What Does A Fish Smoke
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Gets Out On The Dance Floor
How Do You Get A Lawyer Down From A Tree?
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Could Look At The Ass End Of
How Does A Blonde Guy Take A Shower
Two Drunk Guys Are Walking Home From The Pub When They See A Large Hole In The Ground
There Were 3 Men In An Airplane One Dropped A Pineapple The Next Dropped A Water Melon And The Last Dropped A Bomb
A Couple Of New Jersey Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Falls To The Ground
Good Bad And Worse
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Screw?
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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