Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
Lavate ese culo Que huele horrible..!
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon

You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

your so short, even the ants look up to you

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.