Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.


Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


A dope you are and dope will remain


Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.


your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition


If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.


Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!


You're very smart. You have brains you never used.


Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.


Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.