Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
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The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition
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"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon
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"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
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Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.
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Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.