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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon
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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
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Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.
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Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
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You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.