Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.