Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

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You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


you are so fat that when you got on the scale it said one at a time bianca gain


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?


Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


"A triumph of the embalmers art"- Gore Vidal on Ronald Reagan


Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!





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