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Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
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"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna
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Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
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After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
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Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
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You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
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Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Converse with any plankton lately?
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Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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