Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Your mama just so ugly..
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
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Yo Mama Teeth Are So Yellow
Your Mom Is So Poor When She Found A Penny
How Do You Keep A Blonde At Home
A Woman Was Being Questioned In A Court Trial Involving Slander
Two Lawyers Were Out Hunting When They Came Upon A Couple Of Tracks
How Does A Frog Cross The Freeway With Out No Arms And Legs
A Man With A Pegleg Hook Hand And An Eyepatch Went To Apply To Be A Pirate
A Dog Ran Into A Butcher Shop And Grabbed A Roast Off The Counter
Yo Mama So Poor She Eats Cereal With A Fork
What Does A Blonde Do When She Wakes Up
A Man Goes Skydiving For The First Time
Whats The Difference Between A Dog And An Aboriginal
Said A Fool Whose Mind Was Quite Minuscule
A Zookeeper Approaches Three Boys Standing Near The Lions Cage And Asks Them Their Names
Why Is An Upside-down Blonde So Funny?
Yo Mama Is So Fat That Her First
Two Doctors And An HMO Manager Die And Line Up Together At The Pearly Gates
One Day A Man Goes Swimming And He Need A Paslock Far A Locker So He Asks Stuf To Borow One And The Stuf Says That The Code Is Four Zero
You Might Be A Redneck If The Roof Of Your Truck
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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