Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
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If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
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I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
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He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
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