Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"

I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Your mama just so ugly..

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

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More Funny Insults:


We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.


I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.


Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.


Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.


Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."


You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!


Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!


Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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