Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?


You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.


You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.


Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.


Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.


Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!


Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.





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