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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
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He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
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Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
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This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
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Converse with any plankton lately?
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.