Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.
Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.
Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

He can open his mail with that nose!

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Your mama just so ugly..