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Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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these arent disses these r jokes
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Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
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"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese

"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"- Anon

u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.