Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born"- Ronald Reagan
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
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