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Funny Insults

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
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"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born"- Ronald Reagan
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
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these arent disses these r jokes
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In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
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He's so dense that light bends around him.
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You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
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Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"- Margaret Mead