Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

You are dumb.

your so short, even the ants look up to you

yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!

Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!

hi whts is up?

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!

Fuck you and 4funnies =D Worst Boring Lame Ass Site: http://www.4funnies.com Worst Person: You =]

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Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying


Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.


Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!


Hi there, I'm a human, what are you?


You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.


You are dumb.


Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.





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