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Funny Insults

Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
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This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
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She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
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I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.