Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"- Billy Connolly
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
I certainly hope you are sterile.
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Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi
He's just visiting this planet.
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
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A Reporter Outside Of A Courtroom Asked A Defendant
A Hunter Visited Another Hunter And Was Given A Tour Of His Home
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think WWE
Heres A Woman Sitting On The Beach With No Arms And No Legs She Is Crying
Did You Hear About The Blonde Skydiver
Yo Mama So Poor That When I Saw Her Kicking A Can
A Priest Was Driving Along And Saw A Nun On The Side Of The Road He Stopped And Offered Her A Lift Which She Accepted
What Is A Redneck Goth
What Is The Difference Between A Scottish Man And A Member Of The Rolling Stones
An Armless Man In A Long Jacket Walks Into A Bathroom And Stands By A Urinal
My brother kept us safe
Their Was This Kid That Always Got Picked On At School
There Was A Lawyer Who Just Had A Surgery
What Do The Starship Enterprise & Toilet Paper Have In Common
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
There Were Three Dumb Blonde Guys On An Island
One Day Little Johnny Was On The School Bus And He Was Sitting Right Behind The Bus Driver
Donald Trump so dumb he ordered NASA
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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