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A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

Your moms so fat, she stood on the scales and it sed 'to be continued' !!!

Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.