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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
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He's so dense that light bends around him.
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I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
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They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Hey, act your age -- senile!

why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!

Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn

Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.