Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
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You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
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Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
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You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"

your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition