Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

"In conversation he is even duller than in writing, if that is possible." - Juliana Smith on Noah Webster

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"- Billy Connolly

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I certainly hope you are sterile.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 (138) 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi


He's just visiting this planet.


What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.


"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe


Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!


Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.


Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.


You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




leukz.nl

4funnies.com

TotoPets.com

luek.nl

PROONG.COM