Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon. dominic zhang

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.

YOUR GAY

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.


I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?





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